I dunno. Maybe she should be thinking this while standing over the dead body of her boyfriend, or maybe she should have a tattoo of some crabs and bees on her arms... or maybe there just needs to be a third kind of animal she fucked up... or maybe there should be a caption that says, "there is no poetic justice," but really I don't feel like working on this any more today.

It's probably no good to show these two images together, since both of them depend on imagining the other end of the phone line, but I haven't been able to decide yet which one is better, and how best to phrase the joke. Suggestions are welcomed.